Today is my birthday! Well, I guess half of my birthday. You see, I have a twin sister, Jessica, and she's just a big goody two shoes. Everybody loves her more than me, even if they won't admit it.
Anyway, math class just started, so thank god the day is almost ov- "Hey everyone, it's Jessica's birthdays!" Suddenly the whole class breaks into a chorus of "Happy Birthday". What's sad is that the only person who even remembers I'm Jessica's twin, Danny, thinks that she's hot. "It's okay Jackson," he says, "At least you don't have to have a period each month." That joke makes me burst out laughing, until I realize my teacher, Mr. Edwards, is staring at me. "Mr. Graham, go to the office!" he commands. Great, just my luck.
Luckily there was only an hour left until the bell rang. As soon as I hear it, I head to my locker, grab my stuff, and get on my bus. A minute later, Danny gets on and